This hoodie screams “here we go again” with its endless cycle of fate and consequences. Wrapped in a comfy 95% recycled polyester blend, it’s soft on the outside and fleecy on the inside because why not suffer in style? Double-lined hood, drawstrings, and unisex fit mean it’s ready for whatever nonsense life throws at you. Heads up: the double layers might show through a bit, but hey, nothing’s perfect. Made on demand to avoid waste so you can feel smug about saving the planet while wearing your existential dread.